hausmaximoff:

screw having a boy/girlfriend i just want a dog

sxnsa:

*awkwardly tries to be fandom and aesthetic at the same time*

dutchster:

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

movedtoprovokatives:

mine mine mineeee again ;don’t delete the text or someone will kill you when you’re sleeping c;

movedtoprovokatives:

mine mine mineeee again ;don’t delete the text or someone will kill you when you’re sleeping c;

lacigreen:

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

FEMINIST:  A person who believes in the social, political, and economic equality of the sexes. 

i love her som uch i could cry

the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

lacigreen:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

WHAT

sushinfood:

flowersam:

you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

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